Now they’ve gone too far! Is nothing sacred?
We all caught those corporate bastards when they went from pound increments with coffee. They had to put it right on the can. But, I'm talking about a whole other can.
Yes it was un-American of them. After all we fought a war with those other bastards when they taxed our tea and we drove the wimps north of the border. They say they are just more friendly but that's cover. But now the corporates have gone too far. Way, way, way too far.
I appreciated the security the paper companies came up with. Those super humongous double roll packages are the only thing I buy in Costco sizing. Warehouse quantities of the ol' music roll makes sure I've adequate quantities on hand for my needs. Never mind that they last almost forever. I've been forced to Kleenex from time to time and it is embarrassing. So, I can't give you an exact date like those CSI folks can. But, its been in the last year for sure.
They narrowed the roll!!!
Yes, there it is in living color. (Like my shower curtain?) It is more than a half-inch. We all know the despair ripping through causes. We can normally play it safe. That makes for good pot odds. But, now there is the added fallout potential to promote anguish. And we dare not talk runner-runner here.
I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. I went online to order every catalog I could find.
Damn you, Mizz Kimberly-Clark. Go to hell, Cottonelle. And if I ever meet Charmin's Mr. Whipple, I swear I'll punch his lights out.
The humanity of it!!!
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