Apple Intros New Player
Apple announce a new i-player. It was unexpectedly between fanventions or Jobs ascending the mount.
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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