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Proof Positive

November 15th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

OK, I hear the mumbling.  "He can't be a profitable player" … "What a nob" …  the rumbling are worse than a chat box.  Well, here is proof positive I am a highly profitable poker guy.

EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT YOU LOSERS!!!!

 

 

THIS IS POKER ONLINE PROMOTIONS AWARD NOTIFICATION, DO OPEN ATTACHMENT FILE FOR
DETAILS.

YOURS TRULY,
MRS. RACHAEL T. SIYABONGA
PROMOTIONS MANAGER
POKER ONLINE PROMOTIONS
672 POKER HOUSE
EASTERN CAPE
SOUTH AFRICA.

 

15TH NOVEMBER 2009 YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE COMPUTER PROMOTIONAL DRAW THIS MESSA GE IS FROM THE PROMITON MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS AND PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT POKER ONLINE PROMOTIONS YOU HAVE WON ON THE COMPUTER BALLOT, THE SUM OF US$1,891,934.00

 

 

Think I should open the attachment?  That'll prove I am no loser …  right?
 

 

 

 

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  1. The Wife
    November 17th, 2009 at 00:27 | #1
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    Yeah, but has the governments of Nigeria and Kenya, and maybe even some guys from the FBI asked for your bank accounts to deposit the money directly INTO?!?!?!  Have they? 
    Yeah, then you'll know you really made it . . .

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